Ah!! I dislike doctors so much, especially right now. (Also I thought my title was pretty clever, high five for me) Doctors. Suck. I know I know that they save lives and such, but if you don't need them to save your life they're pretty good at ruining it!
First of all when do you go to the doctor? Typically it isn't when the world is full of sunshine and rainbows it's when you are in pain and hating everyone and everything. Doctors never truly have good things to say. True it can always be worse, but something is still wrong with you. They do cruel things like put you in an itchy cast, shove you in a dark tube where you can't move for two hours, and give you drugs that make you insane. All in the name of science.
The worst things doctors do is lie to you!!! They always say this isn't going to hurt...it always hurts. Or they talk to you as a distraction and hurry and stab you with a needle. Or they tell you there is NO way the Flu shot is going to make you sick. LIES! ALL LIES! I got my very first Flu shot yesterday and let me tell you it made me quite ill. Really if I had know it would have done this to me I would have grabbed one of the little kids from work with the Flu and had them cough on me. I think it would have worked the same.
I had the craziest night sleep ever! My whole body just ached which was followed by some lovely trips to empty my entire stomach. And I'm pretty sure I had some hard core hallucinations going on...could have been a dream though. I will probably never know. Thank you Doc. And today ah! Chasing a three year old and a six year old while trying not to sneeze so hard I fall over is ridiculously difficult.
This is my vent to you doctors who lie to there patients. This is my glare face and I am not happy.
(realize that this is a very sarcastic post. i realize doctors do wonderful things and such and that my life could be much worse, but at the moment I hate the Flu shot)
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